Flying Dog's oyster stout is pretty good, and I freaking hate seafood. I could imagine a mushroom beer being tasty.

That is horrible.

My dad is 70 years old, very conservative (old-school conservative, not Trump-conservative), has hated LBJ his entire life… and looks almost exactly like LBJ. It is his curse.

I don't love David Cross, but he hit the nail on the head when he said "Ted Cruz is a man who believes God only ever made one mistake: when he invented the clitoris."

I love you, Crow's New Hair.

WRONG BELUSHI KID DIED.

*Ralph Wiggum voice* I bent my Jimmy.

I think Cruz figured his political career took a short-term hit but is far from over, and that he should stick to his guns and wait for either a Clinton victory or (God forbid) a disastrous Trump administration, and he'll make another bid in 2020. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he didn't roll over and support…

With a dash of Steve Austin, Independent Rhode Island congressional candidate.

"Michael Sheen (on wheels!)" should have been the first words in the article.

My brother gave me that shirt for Christmas last year! I love it but you're right, it very easily looks like a standard Che shirt.

I just went there for the first time this summer to see Steely Dan! Seems appropriate that a band named after a dildo would play a venue with "Lube" in its name.

I was really surprised that there wasn't any payoff to that story about the witch being tied to a tree with rocks stretching her limbs except for the end where you catch a split-second glimpse of a figure that might have extra-long arms and legs.

Ah yes, the lads from Liverpool Adam ClayTwoThousandPounds and Larry Mullen Sr.'s son.

He's a seriously terrible interviewer. STOP TALKING OVER YOUR GUESTS YOU DOOFUS.

That's all well and good but what's his fuck style?

POW!!!

Call me crazy, but in my personal opinion… it's even better than the first one.

That's entirely too much respect. What is the meaning of this? You dumb schmuck.

Upvoted for your use of the phrase "some dustbowl dildo."