Is it racist that I always give Jolee Bindo a purple lightsaber? It just feels right.

"Long range" presumably defined as anything more than 15 feet.

Luke managed to build a new one between ESB and ROTJ, and it seemed to work just as well as Anakin's and Obi Wan's.

Not until he's had more practice against a banana.

I'll be really happy if Episode 8 has as many railing kills as Space Mutiny.

Good Lord.

What is a boy to do?

Man, I'd forgotten The Toadies were the ones who did Possum Kingdom. That song rules so hard.

I'd rather see Dennis Duffy's Sugar Ray cover band.

I want my casket lowered to Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass Band, and I'll have a secret stipulation in my will that the first person who laughs gets $1,000.

The Room 3: Denny's Revenge

11th grade, heading into math class, I noticed a weird buzzing energy in the halls, as if something big had happened that no one was talking about. My teacher began class by telling us a plane had hit the WTC, and then refused to turn on the TV and insisted on having class as usual. Later we heard about the second…

are feet shoes

It probably doesn't qualify as "empty," but the first abandoned funhouse level in Max Payne 2 manages to be an excellent game level with zero enemies, zero combat, and zero objectives other than getting to the end. But you get a creepy place to explore, with Max's inner dialogue popping up once in a while. And the…

Sully and Carol were in the Air Force together. It was like Top Gun, but with a lot more volleyball.

So it's all Koski's fault!

Um… you do know what the point of a special effect is, right?

Unfair comparison. Aaron Eckhart doesn't even have kids so how could he want them back?

Much like Icarus, a friend of mine who once put too much stuff in his closet, I put too much stuff in my closet!

You speaka da true-true.