The narrow caves filled with scarab demons, those are the worst. Even worse than the narrow sewers filled with those tiny fast flayer monsters.

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
"Goodyear?"
"No, the worst."

I will pretend no such thing.

But he said he heartily endorsed this event or product! How could it not be great?

"Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by 'devil,' I mean Robot Devil, and by 'metaphorically,' I mean get your coat."

That's amazing. It blew my mind when I found out how many people who attempt and fail to kill themselves *don't* make a second attempt. I'd always assumed that most people who had reached that point couldn't be helped, but that's completely not true. While suicidal thoughts may plague someone for a long time, the…

I give most episodes of CBB a chance, and about 50% of the time I'll end up listening all the way to the end, so I wouldn't consider myself a hardcore fan. It really depends on the guests. But I will say that nothing gets me laughing harder or more quickly than Mike Hanford's impression of John Lennon.

I *really* liked Hail Caesar, with the exception of the fizzle-out ending and the scenes with the Communist collective dragging the whole thing down. But I still agree with you.

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!!!

Ian McDiarmid is better, but yeah.

But Robin Williams is dead, remember?

I could see him playing a younger version of Michael Shannon. He's got the eyes for it.

Holy shit, how did I never make the connection between Jake and Lawrence before this?

Glurg.

The cut to Harrison Ford as Indy, in his hat, smiling, only to get punched right in the face… Perfect.

I could happily watch a full-length movie about pretty much any of the characters in Hail Caesar. Especially Scarlett Johansson.

Not slaves, "helpers."

Okay, that was a pretty good Mars Attacks! alien impression.

So shaddup about boot-blacking.

I know this is an old comment, but I had to chime back in and say: it's a simple thing, but at the time, being able to run around a huge 3D level and then walk inside your ship with no loading screen or interruption was really cool.