“Mitt. It stands for Motorized Intelligent Technodrome Terminat— …It’s a human’s name.”

Pawnee, Indiana.

I can't hear Fred Schneider's name without thinking of this delightful clip of Conan's interview with Thomas Middleditch. ♫ Hey Fred Schneider, what are ya doing? ♫

I want to upvote this more times.

"Oh come on, you KNOW that's not what I did!"

His new (old) nickname makes so much more sense now.

I thought she was going to say "stumps," which would be an okay but obvious joke. "…God knows what" is why Veep's writers are Veep's writers and I'm an AV Club commenter.

Am I the only one who likes Catherine? Yeah, she's spoiled and kind of a bummer, but compared to everyone else on the show (save for Richard and Gary) she's practically a saint.

You flatter me, sir.

while trying to ice-skate uphill.

I knew someone would make this comment before me, but I didn't expect it to be the first. Well done.

It really accentuates his feminine hips.

Hahaha, yes!

Haha, I did the same thing.

That is completely unacceptable.

Props to this guy. John Mulaney's last special looked amazing without ever distracting from the jokes.

Makes me think of Bill Hader's story about the random guy in New York who saw him and just said "Hey, SNL!" as if that were his name.

It wasn't specifically about Siskel and Ebert, but let's not forget Bob Balaban's critic character in Lady In The Water. Man, that whole movie was so terrible.

"Stick with kings and queens of England. There will never be a President Ashton, or a Doctor Katniss."

Yeah, I'm not saying it would actually work and please everyone. I'm talking about the realm of ideal fantasy.