Two of my friends (not close friends) just had a kid, and they named him Severin.

To say nothing of all the Caidens, Bradens, Haydens, Jadens, etc.

Hey, as long as it's fun I don't mind simplicity.

When I was a kid, I liked to imagine a massive multi-genre video game in a sci-fi universe with a story that would advance in a fail-forward fashion. Your character would start as a low-level recruit in the space military, and you could join the infantry, become a pilot or a gunner, etc. And instead of dying, you…

If you're gonna go with a pop culture president played by a Bridges, no one beats Tug Benson in Hot Shots Part Deux.

Cerebro?
Magneto.

He's pretty far out.

"You're going to kill me, aren't you?"

…Mom?

That makes it less weird.

So did I.

I love the idea that there's only one Yuko. She crawled out of the ground after being buried, and now she's off having her own adventures and trying to make a life for herself.

An insult from Prince would be the highest compliment you could ever hope for.

I'm just glad to see more Muppet-Americans represented on TV.

"Who am I to argue with our gay pope?"

Am I the only one who was genuinely creeped out by Mikey's grandma? It was hilarious, but I got a really uneasy feeling every time she was onscreen.

Love that gag. It's silly, perfectly framed, wonderfully acted, and fits the character (even when Kimmy does something dark she can't help but do it in a cute way).

"Blue, grey, maroon… Am I depressed? [shakes head] No, not now…"

I literally choked at the bangfest.

I used to live with two women from Tampa. They both loved it and missed it, and I constantly had to bite my tongue and resist quoting any of Tina Fey's brilliant Florida burns.