Holy shit I want that to happen.

The last time I went back and rewatched the whole series, I was shocked at how quickly it gets good. The first episode is funny but hasn't figured out the tone and has some lame jokes (the burping kid is just painful to watch). By episode 6 you've got Dennis Duffy, episode 7 is 'Tracy Does Conan' and episode 10…

I love the Andrea character and I think Tina is hilarious in the part (although I totally get the criticism that it feels jarring), but Michaela Watkins would be a perfect choice if Tina hadn't written it for herself.

Your username and picture are both fantastic.

LIZ: "I like to think that New York City is one of the characters on our show."
JACK: "Ha! That's idiotic."

"Even I know this won't last."

"So, Bret… You showed your penis to the man from the greeting card company."

Watching his halftime show performance again yesterday for the first time since it aired live, I found myself thinking "How the hell did Prince cover the Foo Fighers' worst radio hit, and make it that awesome?"

…Do you not?

Oh no… Beta!

"So did I! Wait… Is that the right guy? Which one am I again?"

I can't wait for Sunday night. Just me, the TV, and a fuckload of bread.

Hey, that's the name of the show!

How does he keep up with the news like that?

My dad had a bunch of old home movies on film (some of them go back to the 1940s) and he wanted to preserve them on a more up-to-date format that people actually watch. So he paid a guy to convert them to VHS. In the year 2001. I'm not even sure he knew what DVDs were at that point. When I told him about DVDs he said…

In fact, heh, you might even say we ATE electrons and they're in our STOMACHS RIGHT NOW!

I remember having that thought when I was a stupid child. Grown-ass adults should be able to understand why letterboxing is better.

Dang, I missed that one somehow. But I did get the tapes advertising Donkey Kong Country and the N64, which were awesome.

This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!

MY EMPEROR… I'VE FAAAAAAILED YOOOOOOUUUUUU