I'm a big fan of his work on Vine, especially this one:

Hey, I'm a Christian who wants to keep creationism out of science classrooms too! Can we start a club together?

Every time.

My go-to recommendation to everyone who says women can't do great stand-up is I recommend that they eat shit.

I'll be honest, it's kind of refreshing to hear that. Thank you.

I love that special, but they really should have gotten someone else to fill his spot. He nearly ruins Chris Rock's amazing "Does he do the whistle?" joke by repeating it in his dumb falsetto.

"GATTACA!"

Noted.

*LOWER-PITCHED HONK*

Well, not with that attitude…

As long as they include Jenna Maroney's softcore time-travel movie, Emmanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land.

THANK YOU AND GOODN—

I do.

Please clap.

Yes. And so do I. It's so breezy, catchy and dumb.

And why doesn't Han Solo dance anymore?

[fairy voice] HEY! LISTEN!

[Adrien Brody bounces through the frame]

Same here.

If I didn't know who Guy Fieri was and you showed me a picture of him and told me to guess his name, I would say Chad McFlame.