He drinks PISS

Walking On The Sun is a good catchy song that you can enjoy sincerely if you forget that it's by Smash Mouth, or ironically if you don't.

God, the Sonic fan art in the background really ties the whole thing together.

Didn't you hear what I said? It's a pill that gives you a boner!

So war atrocities committed 70 years ago mean it's okay to perpetuate racist tropes in storytelling? Good to know!

Yeah buddy, I write my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.

I'm afraid our condition has left us COLD to your pleas!

Oh, he's collaborating with the widow Howlapp?

I lose my damn mind every time he's a guest. His puppy-dog enthusiasm just wins me over.

War Horse was good, but was it War Horse-good?

I laughed at You Want the Empire Should Strike Back? Well done.

While I've enjoyed the recent seasons a lot, I'd rather see them quit while they're ahead. But it would be amazing if they got back together every 5 or 6 years to do another one-off season, until they're really old.

We also would have accepted "What white nonsense is this?"

……..It's complicated.

Red Lobster? Too ethnic.

I'm not crying…

Archer: The Enslavening

*plugs one ear* MAWP. MAWP. MAWP.

"But we……………… oh, God."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I may not be able to *exaggerated air quotes* 'see things' or 'read words,' but there's one thing I do know… my client is innocent."