Yikes. There were a couple of moments this morning, more than 12 hours after I watched the episode, where I just involuntarily cringed thinking about it.

Yeah, I'm fairly desensitized to graphic depictions of violence, but that fingernail scene made me lightheaded to the point where I felt like I might pass out. No joke, I had to pause the episode and just sit there with my eyes closed and focused breathing for about 10 minutes.

"Krang, your eulogy for Bebop and Rocksteady sure had a lot of F-words."
"Yeah, well they were great fucking guys. And this is a fucking asshole of a day."
[ROLL CREDITS]

I couldn't help but think of the MST3K guys when that happened: "Ow, why do you hate my crotch so much?"

Stupid commenters need the most attention!

Why not? He already has a dog (Tracy Senior) who can impregnate his neighbors' horses.

I don't have advice for you, but I do have a story. A friend of mine - a handsome guy with a great sense of style - became friends with a woman after college. They hung out a lot and enjoyed each other's company, and when he started developing feelings for her he was kind of confused because he wasn't physically…

But who would play Other Barry?

"Disney actually based Prince Eric off of some old photos of me on my high school swim team."

YES. Puddleglum is my favorite character in that whole series, and Rickman would be perfect.

This reminds me of one of my favorite tweets of all time, from @Bro_Pair:

You speaka da true-true.

Are they affiliated with the Hot Cops?

"…No."

He was a perfect foil for Alec Baldwin / Jack Donaghy. And he fit into the show's world perfectly from his very first scene.

He died when a family saw him at a furniture store, bought him, and sat on him. What can I say, he smells like leather!

Obviously it's far from the worst problem you could have, but I do genuinely feel sorry for bands whose biggest hits are clearly popular for the wrong reason. See also: the Beastie Boys and (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) being intended as a parody of idiotic party rock, and being embraced by the very…

Gettin' lewd with two dudes and food

♪ It's the eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

"That is Hulk Hogan's signature look. Blond Chinese hair and skin of a hot dog."