"There may come a time when difficult decisions must be made, and I'd rather be the one with the knife."

CAW!!!

…Is this an episode of I Love Films?

But that doesn't make any sense; everyone knows Fat Bitch died at the end.

Chief?

Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING LET WOMEN OUT OF BUNKERS.

…Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

*drives faster*

*sticks tongue out to the side*

Harry Potter and the Half-Dressed Prince

What do you think of the prahnk, ya little shit?

I laughed pretty hard when his character on The League said "I look like a Nazi propaganda cartoon of a Jew."

That episode achieved Tarantino/Travolta levels of image rehab in how I think of Rob Thomas and Sinbad.

"Do you boys know how to shovel coal?"

"If you don't comply with me you're gonna end up on the weird one!"

Which, as we all know, is the spookiest of all keys.

She doesn't give the slightest indication that she hears what he's saying. It's beautiful.

Thank you for reminding me of the funniest thing that has ever happened on CNN, when they asked Jon Hendren (of SomethingAwful) to share his opinion of Edward Snowden:

In fact, let's get the whole Always Sunny cast in this.

And we got some real-life ancient ruins at the end of the original film! I got to visit the Tikal ruins a few times as a kid, and looking out at those pyramids sticking up out of the jungle was such a cool experience.