*knocks Boba Fett into the Sarlacc pit*

This made me snort-laugh.

…Have I missed this metaphor?

That must have been a really impactful moment for you.

Airplane! is always the exception.

They should have made Snyder the production designer, because pretty much everything looked perfect. Then hire someone less bombastic as the director, like David Fincher.

Rupert Murdoch, is that you?

Violence against women is never funny, but on the other hand that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.

YES! I was in one of those too! More derisive chuckles than groans, but still.

This is awesome. Enthusiasm aside (or a salad), I'd expect Scott and Benny Schwaz's singing would be too messy to set to music. Michael Hartigan, you should be proud of yourself.

What will become of Andrew Lloyd Webber?

I'd like to see Dakota Fanning do the Haley Joel Osment thing: disappear for a while, focus on school and growing as a person, then make a comeback with a series of weird character-actor roles.

Never badmouth synergy.

**Harry Shearer uses the phone to record his Simpsons dialogue in a few minutes and earns $300,000**

…Are you guys fucking with me?

What?! Stone Mountain wasn't the best episode, but it was solid.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

Drop Dead Pred

I was just going to smear mud on my ass.

Predators was pretty good. And it inspired an incredible sequel title thread in one of these comment sections.