Jeez, that exam sounds like it was rough. Sorry you had to go through that.

Thanks, Mack Balls. Made travel plans for the funeral today and made plans to catch up with some old friends while I'm in Atlanta. I'm doing okay.

On Friday night I got a text message that my best friend died, minutes before I had to get up and play onstage. I cried my eyes out, cleaned up, then went out and played what I think was a really good set. Heard a lot of great local music that night, and the venue manager said he wanted to get my band back there to…

"Es muy bueno."

Granted I wasn't alive in '72, but that Thompson quote seems more accurate now than ever. Shit.

I'm seein' double here… four minor alterations of Simpsons quotes!

I mean, 'Yom Kip-Pur?' It sounds so made up!

*takes off glasses, instantly goes cross-eyed*

Have our conventions tried hair down / glasses off?

"Thomason will be playing the human doctor"

No. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men on Netflix.

That's not her! You jerked off to her stunt double!

Back in 2008 she visited a coffee shop near my house as an oddly-chosen campaign stop for John Edwards. It was just her, Edwards' daughter (I think) and a couple of volunteers. I chatted with her about Texas, because I was wearing my Kinky Friedman t-shirt (which she didn't seem to think was funny) and her career. She…

True, but there's a random little brewpub in Las Cruces, New Mexico that I swear makes the best fries I've ever had. They're extra crispy on the outside and loaded with the exact right amount of garlic (a shitload), parmesan and parsley.

Nubian, please.

"Gratitude."

[opening guitar line of Jane by Jefferson Starship starts playing]

And Dave Barry's weekly column!

Or just hire Jane Krakowski.

Another pun thread? Sometimes it seems like you AV Clubbers will never grow up.