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At least he didn't get stuck in a coil.

"That guy isn't even wearing a mask!"

This is correct.

He's the one who drove the wedge! With his magic!

Oh, it's definitely not going to happen. I'm just saying it's worth hoping for anyway.

That's a great story.

Also because vocally hoping for someone's death is a really fucked up thing to do.

I've never seen Dogma, because I'm not crazy about Kevin Smith and I was a super-conservative reactionary Christian when it came out. Now I'm thinking I need to watch it this week.

It's a little irritating, in a get-off-my-lawn sort of way (even though I'm only 30). It's not the best material he ever got to work with, but his performance was great and I'm glad that so many younger folks got to enjoy his talent.

If Tim Curry dies this year too, I fucking give up.

Galaxy Quest is probably my dad's favorite movie of the last 2 decades, and one of the few modern movies my entire family agrees on. I watched it with him and my mom when I was visiting them a couple of weeks ago. Rickman had a really tricky role - he had to be genuinely prickly and kind of a pretentious jerk, but

Or "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon."

I love a good Smash Mouth joke (I listen to both of Neil Cicierega's albums frequently, on purpose). But the execution and timing on this one is lazy. Try Again, Internet.

Politics is just one giant ass-blast.

Oh, definitely. But in scenes where Ren was several feet away from the camera, he still sounded like he was speaking right in your ear. I recognize this is a pretty minor nit to pick, and weird mixing is still better than not being able to understand the main villain (I'm looking at you, Dark Knight Rises), but it was

"How much cheese is too much?"
"ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE!"

They need to bring Rex back this season. I don't care why, they should just do it. He's hilarious.

"I don't shake hands, so don't even try."

It's just that Gungan law in this galaxy, it's not governed by reason.

I thought the same thing about Kylo Ren's "helmet voice" in The Force Awakens. It didn't bother me, but it was odd how they mixed it. Not at all naturalistic.