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Sentient Beard
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"JUST DO SOMETHING!!!"

"♫ If you only knew, what I'll do to you…"

She has NO honor.

…but enough about Bioware RPGs.

So, Bret… You showed your penis to the man from the greeting card company.

Silver Surfer.

There was a space of about 10 seconds before I got the joke where I legitimately believed there could be a lesser-known Marvel character named Stellar Skateboard.

Too many Spider-Men…

It seems appropriate to borrow a line from MacGruber:

Oh my God.

"It's true. The Thin White Duke, Ziggy Stardust… all of it."

I really appreciate the stories people are sharing on here. It helps. RIP.

"I guess that's why I'm still single."

"So she is in danger!"

"The Gang Dines Out" is not one of their stronger episodes, but it's worth it just for Charlie and Mac's expressions when they make eye contact across the restaurant.

Mac is such a perfect foil in the "implication" scene, it's amazing.

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

I would be okay with that.

I recommend It Follows very highly as a back-to-basics horror film with excellent staging and a pervasive sense of dread. The ending was a bit of a letdown, but it's still a good way to spend 90 minutes.

I enjoyed it, but the more "realistic" Moe wasn't nearly ugly enough.