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That was good, but it was outdone by the joke on 30 Rock where Jack Donaghy explains that Ed Begley Jr. couldn't make it to an event because "the sail on his car broke."

Same here. I'm kind of surprised he didn't get the Good Job Internet treatment for his Take Me To Church mashup videos.

I wish this show could be all about the Bookkeeper.

I know GJI is the thing we all love to hate, but I like this one. And Demi Adejuyigbe is hilarious.

I watched that tape an embarrassing number of times. Remember the "secret" preview of Killer Instinct at the end?

*ostrich noises*

History seems to prove that it's impossible to make a good film adaptation of a video game (at best, you end up with Tomb Raider or Silent Hill or something really campy like Mortal Kombat). It would be crap in real life, but I can imagine a really cool theoretical adaptation of the first Diablo.

HEY! …You poppin' my stones?

Betamax?

"Categorizes characters strictly by race. Contains strong white=good / black=bad dichotomy. Depicts the dangers of liberal men wearing jewelry. Points deducted for apparently siding with trees in man-vs-nature conflict."

No, this is completely different.

And eatin' treash!

Charlie and Mac praying together is my favorite thing.

Based on the novel Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate?

A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!

That first playthrough I was a male Jedi guardian / weapon master. I'm thinking in a month or two I'll start a new game as a female consular / Sith lord, although some of the dark side options are kind of dumb and unpleasant. I don't like running around being a dick to every single NPC for no reason. But I hear a

I did a pretty good job building my character (it was tough; I'm not much of an RPG guy), but I only made it through that boss fight by buying a shitload of mines. Use speed boost, plant a couple of mines, run away, lure Malak into the mines, repeat. Heal as necessary.