The N64 was my last console too! Though I did end up playing my roommate's PS2 and Wii in college (Shadow of the Colossus, God of War, Resident Evil 4 and Twilight Princess were all fantastic).

Even the one who never gets to do anything! Chris, I want to say?

Yeah, but it's all worthwhile if it made this image possible: http://41.media.tumblr.com/…

"Schmucks…"

Did you know that paparazzo is the singular form of paparazzi? Kimiko taught me that.

[———————————-]HORNY OLD SLUT!

Speaking of George Wallace, everyone should check out his episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. It's great. And his Twitter feed is pretty funny, although it's mostly variations on one or two joke formats.

I'm pretty sure Mulaney said that mostly as a joke, because he knows how much parents hate it when non-parents equate the two.

[earlier that day]

"Daddy, today I met a boy with no eyes."

I love Pete Holmes. I feel like I shouldn't, and I totally get why people would hate him - he's smug and ingratiating, he laughs too much, his laugh is really obnoxious, his show seems kind of lazy… But something about him just wins me over.

Whaddaya think of the prank, you little shit?

I'm thinkin' I'd like to try me some of that cuhcaine!

♫ He's spilling mustard on his shirt
and he's got some papers to deliver, oh no!

omg

If you're going to criticize a song, maybe try making a point that isn't objectively wrong.

And then the "backlash" is just people pointing out that it's not really that smart, which… yeah, it isn't. But it's still good.

Movies about eating babies are the best… I hate myself for knowing that.

Chief?

I went to the live riffs of Starship Troopers and Night of the Living Dead, and both were fantastic. I'd never seen NotLD before, making it even more special.