He only lost the use of two fingers, which by Star Wars standards is pretty great.

Oh my, my, my, my, Mitchell…

To be fair, a new Star Wars movie without George Lucas at the helm is a pretty Biggs deal.

Actually I have a great sense of humor and also an adequate and not at all weirdly shaped penis.

two things etc.

I'm not super into their lesser-known tracks, but Undun is a friggin fantastic song. Right up until those last few weird syllables he yelps over the abrupt ending.

Nice logic.

…with the confidence of guys who've already been to prison and aren't afraid of it anymore: "YOU TAKE ME, I SERVED MY NICKEL!"

There's something gleefully old fashioned about him. He seems like he'd be perfectly at home in the old Simpsons' writers room, joking around with Conan and John Swartzwelder.

Michael Cera's problem isn't overexposure per se, it's a combination of typecasting and getting the wrong type of roles. He kept getting cast in lead roles, when he should get to just play deeply weird supporting roles in ensemble casts. Wet Hot American Summer used him perfectly, as did This Is The End.

Hi Dan,

You know what else improves Float On significantly? Replacing the vocal track with the one from All Star by Smash Mouth.

These pop stars are singing about S. E. X.! In front of the C. H. I. L. D. R. E. N.!

I had no idea! Thanks for mentioning it.

I wasn't sure it would be worth it, because what could they possibly add to The Room that you can't get from watching it with a rowdy group of friends? I don't remember any specifics, but I was surprised that they found less-obvious things to point out and that their commentary really did add a lot to the experience.

That is a perfect description. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

That's the one!

Is that really how it happened?

I remember the first time I had a hot dog with sauerkraut. I was about ten years old, my brother convinced me to try it, and it changed my life.

I thought it looked blue and black!