Instead of a high five let's mash our beards together and see if they stick like Velcro.

I would love to see them write and direct the third movie in the franchise.

This is a perfect description. Can I quote you on it?

The God, The

Cerebro?

In his defense, bustin' DOES make him feel good.

I'm a practicing Christian, but I'll admit that real-life Christians vs. Lions sounds a lot more entertaining than this dumb movie.

"We're working on that."

Now now, there's no need for profanity.

It took me a moment to realize what it was, and then a big dumb grin spread across my face.

Except that "simple, popular and generally well-understood by the masses" could arguably apply to the Transformers movies, and they're about as incoherent as it gets.

Marino can make pretty much anything funny. Riggle *can* be funny, but only if he's given really good material.

"I WANNA DIP MY PANTS IN IT!"

I'm gonna guess that you're in your mid thirties? I'm 30, and all my slightly-older friends friggin love that song.

Maybe the hardest I ever laughed at that show. Jemaine does awkward sexiness like no one else.

It's kind of impressive, actually.

MCCLOUD?

Yeah, but then she'll turn it around and nickel and dime you to death.

All right, we'll do it your way, I'm just here to have fun.

Yeah, usually I find shrill outspoken atheism to be really offputting, but Pullman is such a great storyteller, I guess I was able to just acknowledge it and set it aside.