My hatesong in high school was Yellow by Coldplay. It was just so overplayed, and the theater kids I hung out with used to screech-sing it all the fucking time.

Jeez, that's dire. Those lyrics sound like what Jemaine Clement would sing if he were trying to imitate RHCP and ran out of ideas halfway through.

Otherside was the first song I learned to play on guitar. Very fond memories of playing along while watching the video on VH1. (It was a pretty good video too).

YEAH BABY

I don't think it's such a bad song, but they really missed out on the opportunity to have Aretha Franklin sing "S P E C T R E, find out what it means to me"

Counter-point: I saw a trailer for Devil in the theater, and as soon as the "from the mind of M Night Shyamalan" title card came up like half of the audience chuckled out loud. It was a really nice bonding moment.

THEY CALL HIM SPY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—*head explodes*

Dad, sit down.

My aunt is a liberal, atheist, lesbian librarian who lives in Seattle and dedicates all her free time to caring for abused and neglected animals.

My aunt gave me the first book when I was 12, in what I'm pretty sure was an attempt to make me renounce Christianity.

♪RIMJOB♪

That some kind of eastern thing?

Except Mike O'Brien doesn't look nearly as good in a dress.

Good God, that was… really something.

I love seeing the other comedians losing their shit while Norm does his thing.

I lol'd at "handled a corpse without a license."

They should use animation from a Taiwanese news network.

What do you call it?

If you're looking for a good creepy book to read while you're snowed in this winter, consider The Terror by Dan Simmons. It's a fictionalized supernatural thriller about a real Arctic expedition that ended in disaster in the 1840s. It doesn't stick the ending, but the rest of the book is well worth it.

That's a hell of a way to see The Exorcist for the first time.