I think the bottle scene is harder to watch for its brutality (and visceral sound effects), but nothing beats the Pale Man's creepiness factor. Obviously the creature design and effects are amazing, but a lot of credit should also go to Doug Jones for knowing exactly how to move inside that suit.

She lost a lot of weight in the… northern region.

I'd love to see that. I know he did soap operas before Arrested Development, but has he done a single dramatic role since then?

I would rub Will Forte's beard with my beard.

My favorite pooping euphemism is "growing a tail."

12 is tedious. 13 is pretty silly, even by the franchise's own standards, but it's fun enough to get away with it.

Court? At night? I'm already laughing!

Thank you.

TUSK!

Like foxy boxing! You're right, that is a great idea.

My mom read it to me when I was 9 or 10. Maybe that's a better age for it. Although, hell, I want to go back and read it again myself and I'm 30.

I thought the same thing. The backlighting on his eyes is such great animation.

I don't remember that part, but then again I read The Phantom Tollbooth about 20 years ago. I really want to read it to my nephew, but he's a pretty sensitive kid. I may have to wait a few more years.

SOME

"Hey dummy!" *shoots at John Wick*

I'd say he retroactively earned it with his performance in MACGRUBER.

I haven't watched the Simpsons in 12 years, but according to some of the still shots I've seen, they can still crank out some fantastic looking animation once in a while. I LOVE the idea of a Treehouse of Horror segment inspired by Nosferatu.

And was that a white woman kissing a black man? On an American TV show? Good on you, Jessica Jones!

"That's right, Dee. You won't see us getting scammed!"
"No way!"
Mac and Dennis Buy A Timeshare

"I'm hot. What?"