Those abrupt cuts to the title card are so heavily telegraphed, but they still get me every time.

Yes, very different. Like a cantaloupe, and a… ziplock bag of cream of mushroom soup.

I can not WAIT for the Bill Gates impersonator to show up this season.

The Sequence, The

I'd rather he not go full-on Dark Side, because then he'd have to be redeemed, and then it's just a total rehash of Vader's arc.

I told you that in confidence, asshole.

That reminds me of one of the best lines from the first film, where right before the attack on the Death Star he tells Luke "May the Force be with you." Hesitantly, and you're not quite sure if he believes it, but he says it anyway. So good.

Another example of how fucking stupid and senseless those movies were.

That would be cool, but my prediction is that he's in hiding / exile, maybe because he's afraid of his own power and doesn't want to risk being tempted by the dark side again. Finn and Rey realize that they need him and team up with Han and Chewie to track him down before Kylo Ren can… do whatever evil thing he's…

In the context of Star Wars, they're called jizz fingers.

Worst. Comment. Ever.

"Mein dammend und herrend, ze Hapsburg line has ended! You can pick your gift bags at ze coat check."

*flushes toilet*

Can we get an example for that one?

Tim Roth was so delightfully hammy.

THANK YOU. Man, I hated that ending so much. And my roommate was just looking at me in eager expectation as if to say "Didn't that awesome ending just totally BLOW your mind?"

I'm black, NBC! Very proud, like peacocks! Right, Janet?

I would love to be his bass player. That band is so tight, and I respect how they put on a real show with the whole band dancing to the music. But it's pretty simple, Motown-style dancing, not like what boy bands do. Plus, Bruno seems like he'd be pretty fun to work with, and he's a legit musician himself, so I bet he…

I would like to be Jeff Richmond.

So Rowsdower, is that a… stupid name?