No, I'm just talking about the one guy, Holland Oates. I never figured out what his singing partner's name was.

I love that scene! You can see his mind reeling, trying to process this new information and not ruin what he must have *instantly* known would be amazing television.

The Hard, The

Holland Oates.

Do any of these boxes have candy in them?

Also:

He could do the entire act as his alter-ego, PROFESSOR COSMOTOSIS.

TAKE 1: "Honey, I'm home!"
TAKE 2: "Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!"

"Tracy, you are going to die…"
"WHAT? No!"
"…When I tell you who I'm dating. Squeaky Fromme! She is… difficult. Anyhoo, I have the results of your physical. Tracy, you are going to die."
"WHAT? No!"
"You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and several of your bones appear to have vanished. Now, I've only…

Hmm… Would anyone ELSE like a taste of banality?

Dammit Johnny, you know I love my big beef and cheddar!

Absolutely, that scene is awesome.

5NOW DOG5! 5NOW DOG5! 5NOW DOG5!

What, you mean laundry?

That they're all good actors? Totally.

As great as Sam Elliott is in general, I always pictured Lee Scoresby as being younger but still a little craggy. Matthew McConaughey would be perfect.

The dwarves could have been played by Ben Stiller, Larry David, Dustin Hoffman, Simon Helberg and Judd Hirsch.

I read the first 10 or so when I was in middle school, then gave up - not because I didn't enjoy them, but I didn't want to have to keep buying them. Then one of my roommates my first year of college lent me the entire series to take home that summer, and I read them all, and it was awesome.

This Show Demands To Be Taken Seriously

Oh, chance the rapper stan can't hear you… with such dirty ears! *pulls coin out of his ear*