"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the lady part on the bottom and the fish part on top?"

Believe me, I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing exactly where the heart is! You see, every human is different.

*animal reaction shot*

"Well, I'm voting for yours truly too!"

Oh no… Beta!

The Ohio Players - Live 1977. One look and I knew I had to have it.

It was really on that icky line between playful fake-bullying and actual bullying. And given the unbalanced power dynamic between them, I'm not sure that there is a difference.

Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with my head!

"There's no single guys left in Manhattan!"
I know someone who's new in town.
"Really? What are three other things about him?"

There's a scene that makes absolutely no sense, but ends up being saved by perfect execution.

That would be interesting. Pretty much every review would go well because she's pleasant and attractive and people like her. It'd be a funny character contrast between her and Forrest.

Hmm. Christopher Lee is awesome (I refuse to use the past tense) but he might have brought a little too much inherent scariness. He and Ian were both fantastic in their respective characters, at any rate.

*eyes narrow*

As someone who only has a vague idea of how a couple of those songs go, thank you. I will give this playlist a listen over the weekend.

It's gorgeous.

I think my top 3 answers were covered by staffers: Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, and Upstream Color (I loved Primer).

Megan Amram is pretty much the reason I joined Twitter. (Along with Ken Jennings and Brendan O'Hare)

"another day serving as the american president. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it"

His State of the Union address, in its entirety: https://twitter.com/dril/st…

Well it's not quite a Twit and it's not quite a half-wit, but man oh man…