Are You A More Empathetic And Decent Human Being Than A First Grader?

I think that could have worked. I've only read The Hobbit and part of Fellowship, but isn't Gandalf supposed to be scarier (at least sometimes) than he's depicted in the movies?

"Human-looking but not human under the hood" is an amazing phrase.

IT TURNS OUT IT'S MANN.

I watched all of Europe Report. It wasn't terrible, but you probably made the wiser choice.

*sees toll booth in the middle of the Wild West*
Someone go back and get a shitload of nickels!

And Rose Byrne, and Chris Evans, and Michelle Yeoh, and… you know what, pretty much everyone in that movie is gorgeous except for Benedict Wong.

Aw, I liked that part. Not trying to argue with you, I'm just curious what about that plot point said "self-published" to you?

*sticks tongue out*

He's one of six (?) astronauts selected for a high-risk yearlong mission to Mars. It's reasonable to write his character as one seriously together motherfucker.

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I can't believe we're making love!

JFK shot first.

This reminds me of an observation AJ Jacobs made after visiting the creationist museum in Kentucky and speaking with their director and staff. He said he no longer thinks creationists are necessarily stupid, because it can take a LOT of mental gymnastics to reconcile what they do know about science with their…

Oh, I'm sure I'd hate it if I'd had to listen to it all the time as a kid. (Ours was more of a Motown / Beatles / Oldies radio family)

What's your fuck style, Person Man?

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

Dean Pelton just passed out when he saw "Joel McHale" and "Deep Throat" in the same sentence.

It's too bad they were so shitty to Jason Newsted, but I'm glad they have a bass player they seem to respect. Robert Trujillo really is fantastic.

It's an expression!

I'm significantly younger than the moon (about to turn 30) and I unironically love Love Will Keep Us Together.