I just found out the 6-screen theater in my town is converting to a Drafthouse-style theater. I know there will be booze. I can only pray that there will be rules as well.

I thought it was fear of the aliens from Mars Attacks!

"How do you juggle work and family?"

"Oh, GOB, you lost your P!"

I watched parts of that documentary. I love Conan as a writer / performer / host, but he seems like he could be a real asshole to work for.

I lost it when he showed the Kentucky Derby winning horse wearing a mink snuggie while watching restricted NFL footage.

Triumph at the Attach of the Clones premier was a stone cold classic.

I've only ever seen Sherri Shepherd on 30 Rock, and she is AWESOME in it. She absolutely holds her own against Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan and Alec Fucking Baldwin, with some really smart, rapid-fire dialogue.

"Don't cry for me, Tartine. I've had a full life. Oh, the things I've seen! The first Clinton administration. The Nagano Olympics. Microsoft Windows '95. But I'm 41 now. Time to die."

I would watch that. He has an amazing gift for goofy, off-the-cuff interactions with strangers where he plays the fool.

Court? At night? I'm already laughing!

I'm on board with every part of this statement.

That's a great song. It's got some great late-Beatles-esque chord and melody movement.

That album owns. It's so ridiculously stacked with great songs.

Yeah, the best HateSongs by far are the ones where the guest has a very specific, personal reason to hate the song. If the reason is just "it's overplayed" or "the lyrics are dumb," you shouldn't bother publishing it.

Are you gettin' rid of Britta?

Seriously, just reading this thread made me laugh like I was watching the scene for the first time.

"And you want to be my xenomorph!"

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He said he wants to get back to his first love: flying.