It must have landed on an open sore, because you've got a textbook case of CancerAIDS.

Haggis is actually really fucking nice. It's just like stuffing.

That, and "this mismatch, it is funny" really cement him as the King of the Night (it's evening/night in the UK when Newswire starts rolling in).

Over here, all eggplants are aubergines.

It was okay, I preferred the first episode to this. It does seem like Dee and Dennis aren't acting the same as they used to though.

Kristen The Bellringer

Although if you prefer spending time in bookshops, I fully understand. I have to avoid them because otherwise I just get stupid, and my flat is very small.

But…but…it's written by a wimmin!

There's An App For That

It's Krauss o'clock!

Meh
meh.slownews.day/?

You could write your own KRAAAAAYZEE show about reviewing TV shows for the AV Club. We'll play the commenters.

You were Magnum PI as a kid? I had no idea.

I don't know…
Fred, Ke$ha, any TV adverts post-2004-ish, Teen Mom, The Hills, Miley Cyrus, The OC or Jersey Shore.

I'm with Claire. I've dipped in occasionally since Season 2 and have seen bugger all advertising. Outside that, I can't quite get what themes the show is trying to explore and I don't care about the characters. To each their own.

Tom Waits thought he was an old Chinese man.

Wall Street: Big Money Rustlas

Dang Pontoon. My thought exactly.

Bubbles!

I only found out recently that an auto-tune does not tune guitars for you. After investigating the matter I also discovered that all of those terrible voices on modern music are not caused by vocoders, but rather auto-tunes. I am clever, and I can use Wikipedia.