I noticed Subway but not Coors. They shall fail, for I do not drink beer and Subway day is Thursday because BMT is Sub of the day. Plus, even if I wanted to go to an all-night Subway, I only get to watch this on a Friday.

No they won't, Charlie! Nobody knows what that is!

Rock, flag, and eeeeeagllllle. Who is this beachy fellow?

Sean makes my fucking weeknights. I keep on trying to lure him to the UK, but oh no, he's King Shit, masturbating down onto us from atop big ol' Fuck Mountain there.

Anyway the wind will blow me first.

Watership Down
Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down, Watership Down.

I think Joaquin was a good choice for it because he pretty much sits in the middle of it there. Nobody had thought about him pretty much since Gladiator, so it seemed reasonably plausible that he'd gone odd over time without anybody reporting on it. Tom Hanks would be too big a star for that. I'd watch the shit out of…

It must be said
The trailer for this was posted a while ago and it did look pretty fucking terrible.

Zombies. One book I don't need to read.

Thanks
for reminding me that I've been meaning to start buying McSweeney's for…about five years now.

Blindness depressed the shit out of me to the point that about three-quarters of the way through I stood up, turned around, screamed at and threatened a group of girls making noise in the cinema. The film feels like a punch to the stomach.

Nevder nevder land. Whatever.

I've nevder seen CSI or NCIS, but I did kind of assume that NCIS was related to CSI.

Calm it down, Phil.

It's a great little film taken on its own merits.

I've always found that watermelons look much better than they taste. Unlike mushrooms, which look and taste like Satan's spunk-stalagmites.

Neither of us actually do any work, do we?

Scotland's in Britain. But I dislike the term British so let's go with Scottish.

Oh hell yes (I just came into work and had left the page open over the weekend).

Worth it?
Overall, is this worth getting into? I've never seen an episode so would have six seasons to get through, and I'm aware that some people keep watching a show because they've been with it since the pilot aired. What do you think?