I've been saving Rubicon up
But "Caught In The Suck" is a pretty good name.

I'm in total agreement with ZMF here. I don't really give two shits about its effects on society, I don't use it and it is TOTALLY 5pm here in the UK. See y'all.

London Bridge is falling down.

ack. no http prefix.

www.fanfiction.net/s/528579…

That's some pretty amazing shit there, though as a pedestrian it terrifies me. Twinned with Disneyland indeed. Yeah, if you're ever up here give me a shout.

So you're not "following" the JustinTwilightBieber accounts "tweets" on the "Twitter" page then? You need to start "following" them and then "tweeting" right back at them! It's apparently the most "fun".

Ah, the guestbook. That was almost the evil precursor to Web 2.0.

Judge Reinhold — no fucking way in hell am I clicking on that link, and that's not just because I'm in work.

Oh my fucking sweet Jesus. I was just checking the name of the Always Sunny episode where there's an M Night movie being filmed and the third result on Google is for "The Gang Kidnap M Night Shyamalan"…an Always Sunny FANFICTION. Stop the Internet.

Ack! We've got an arthouse-y cinema in Manchester but it can be pretty hit and miss and they seem to show films when they want rather than when they're first available.

My one regret in life is that I never captioned Fisher Stevens…

I wish that ZMF could be part of the showdown to respond to "Roger's (sometimes contentious) statements about the film industry".

Do you remember the MST3K site that took a still from the Sci-Fi Channel every five or six seconds, and then you could caption it?

Everything I know about the NYC subway, I learnt from Seinfeld. I'd like to go there one day.

Have you been on holiday or something? Good to have you back.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Seriously though, I normally avoid stuff on festivals and awards ceremonies but the lineup here has got me interested. I was already set to see The Town but now I'd like to catch My Joy too. Like that's ever going to come out at any cinema near me.

But kookaburras are nicer. Squat little fuckers.

Legend of the first
?

The Jessi Slaughter page crashes my feed reader, and I can't be bothered opening a browser. Fuckers.