Don't disparage Trailways by calling it Greyhound

Orphan Black

What did you say?

What was that?

I demand Vasquez say this to Hale next season.

I'd wonder where the fuck Wendy's spine is, but it's been obvious throughout the season she's never had one (The Kendall situation and other things) not to mention, you know, the physical beating.

Is it weird that out of any female celebrity, I think I'm most sexually attracted to Mary Steenburgen?

This is completely wrong.

Which one?

Master's, hands fucking down. One Shining Moment is a once a year thing and has Luther Vandross. The Master's theme is simply drilled into your skull over an entire weekend.

Since Bubba Gump was mentioned, what is your choice for worst Times Square restaurant?

I'er didn't see it coming 'ither and by it I MEAN ME!

If anything of major character significance happens in a book BEFORE it's obvious no movie or TV deal can be made, I'll flip the fuck out.

It did 2 million on a four wall screening, you'd think that'd raise the interest of Netflix or others, something.

Purdue has been to a BCS bowl, and Minnesota has been just as good as Rutgers in the recent past.

Literally two weeks later the Catholic Seven split and the AAC foundation were announced. You're not remembering the timeline that well.

Miami still would have come when they needed to get to 9 teams or so. Just that then, Miami would never have needed to leave.

What wasn't mentioned was that JoePa had Maryland wanting to join as well with him. Maryland wanted out of the ACC like nobody's business.

By that point it was already clear Tulane was joining whatever UConn, Louisville, and the others were doing. The split of the AAC and Big East was all but confirmed by that point. It's disingenuous to tie all the moves together.

The Big East never brought in Tulane.