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I was gonna say something to that effect. She's basically that "artsy" teenager all up in the social media that misinterprets all of her interactions for critical acclaim.

First his cover of "I wanna be your Joey Ramone" and now this. Please get better friends. Get your Gerard Way out of my Sleater-Kinney.

Ugh, so over superhero movies.

Suzanne Martin is in her final season? God bless her and her family.

Holy shit. It just occurred to me: There was a character on that show named "Heddy". Y'know? Like "Head"? Isn't that crazy? Wait- was that some kind of clever joke?

Yep. Now if you'll excuse me, my hipster ass needs to get back to watching the oh-so obscure tv show, Friends. What's that? You've never heard of it?

While it confuses me somewhat, I've gotta say it provides great encouragement for all of us that are not the traditional definition of attractive.

. . . but why?

You're more on less on point with what the writers are headed for. This season is basically Hannibal Rising and Red Dragon. Fuller initially planned for 7 seasons but condensed a season of Hannibal abroad followed by Red Dragon into one season. From the interviews I've read he's making the last half of s3 a Red Dragon

Miriam's character is more or less Starling from what I gathered but just like everything else in Fuller's Hannibal, every character has something borrowed from another in some form. But from what I read they'd just introduce a Starling-esque character.

You're right. It was supposed to be 7 seasons with Hannibal and De Maurier having their own season followed by Red Dragon but then Fuller just realized there'd be a lot of filler so they condensed that into one season.

I think it's been stated how they're pretty much doing some version of Red Dragon within this season. Season 4 would be SotL or a knockoff of it, s5 would be Hannibal, and season 6 would be the ending. I might be off on which season is supposed to be based on what but from what I vaguely remember that's the trajectory.

Unfortunately that would be the exact reason why they would kill her off. It's been stated in a few interviews that Hannibal would use that fakeout as inspiration when the time comes for Freddie. And to echo an unpopular opinion, I love that character and what Lara Jean Chorestecki does with her. Freddie might be only

. . . what else does he do?
*hand goes under desk*

Chris Farley as the Wife in the Zagat's sketches

It doesn't happen. On a related note, asked the people in the meat and deli section if they had any the other day and they almost had no idea what it was.

Edit: The Wanking Dad

God, that just made me so angry

Ugh, this sucks. And I just looked it up. Had no idea she was one of the few that doesn't have a multiple movie contract. I really hope this isn't true but I can see how they would try to make something like a redemption story out of this.

Mmmm, yes . . . ButtFuck it! BUTTFUCK IT TO HELL!!!