Don't be mad! Wait- Where are you Romanov to??

To be fair, aren't all steaks personal?

"Did someone say slice???" - Frightened Pizza

edit: Monkey

. . .why did you look at me when you said that last part? What are you implying?

That's what she said!

I heard he upgrades himself like 3 times a day. He really IS a machine, am I right?

Just because they're robots doesn't mean they're all stereos! Know the difference. Read a fucking book!

Marcy Playground's poorly received follow up single

Fuck you. That's a stereotype and you know it!

Somewhere there is a furious nerd (or two) reading this exchange and is just fuming

I'm never gonna get over someone's comment after the first AOU trailer in regards to the Hulk Buster suit: "Man, Iron Man got FAAAT"

STD. That's one of those internet acronyms right? "Sex then Dinner"? "Sexy Text Discovery"?

That's not really the point. I work for the Youth Department at Netflix and we're really trying to get our new campaign "The 'Flix" to start trending. Help me out a lil, huh?

Haven't you heard? It's on The 'Flix now!

Oh and just what is a robot supposed to sound like? Hmmm? We're all listening.

yep. http://comicbook.com/2014/1…

I think it's been speculated that Serkis is playing Klaw.

Yes, from the band that brought you such shoegaze drones as "You're no rock n roll fun" and "Little Babies" come more sad bastard music.

Fellow oriental, that was my first reaction too