CHARLIE DON'T SMURF!

1973: Sleeper
1974: Blazing Saddles
1975: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
1976: The Killing of a Chinese Bookie
1977: Star Wars
1978: The 36 Chambers of Shaolin
1979: Being There
1980: Hopscotch
1981: Escape From New York
1982: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
1983: Strange Brew
1984: Repo Man
1985: Fletch
1986: Big Trouble in Little…

Heroes? HEROES? *spits*
What do they know about a day's work?

"Take him to the hospital, the little prick..let..let him crawl there like he crawls for the fuckin' drinks!"
Epic film indeed. Pileggi also wrote The Wiseguy Cookbook which had recipies and follow up stories. My favorite was when he made his FBI handler (whom he loathed, and loathed him as well) count his Goodfellas…

I like to approach the chef in the middle of the dinner rush and ask "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" or "Do you like movies about gladiators?". Try it at your job, it's fun.

Men, staple a Polo shirt to this man's chest.

RUN WITH THE DEVIL!
SHOUT SATAN'S MIGHT!
DEATHTONGUE!
DEATHTONGUE!
THE BEAST RISES TONIGHT!

Let him crawl to the hospital like he crawls for the fuckin' drinks!

I understand the Criterion Collection will be issuing a box set of Sandler's most important work on Blu-ray (natch).

Hank: "(sigh) My son plays with dolls. There. I said it."
Dale: "Your son is a sissy! There! I said that!"

"Dang it Bobby, smoke like an American!"

"Boilermaker" and "Gladiator" on Liar by The Jesus Lizard.

I probably shouldn't mention this, but Portland, Oregon has a significant population of Juggalos. Fred Armisen and the hipsters get all the press, but you can't go get a pack of cigarettes without spotting someone wearing ICP clothes.

I probably shouldn't mention this, but Portland, Oregon has a significant population of Juggalos. Fred Armisen and the hipsters get all the press, but you can't go get a pack of cigarettes without spotting someone wearing ICP clothes.

Good lord, an AV article about music I actually care about. Good to see I'm not the only nnnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddd out there.

Good lord, an AV article about music I actually care about. Good to see I'm not the only nnnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddd out there.

I purchased a "Larry Flynt for President" t-shirt in the French Quarter before moving to Florida for a while. I wore it on election day standing between the McCain and Obama signs. The rednecks hotted and cheered me and the college women glowered at me with eyes that could shuck oysters @ 100 yards. I live in Portland…

Kevin Federline is an extra in The Onion Movie. He's a back-up dancer in "Lollipop".

If House was as smart as he thought he was, then the show would have been a half hour long.

Personally I don't care for this act at all. I do relish the thought of every critic from Seattle to Miami having to endure whatever it is these guys put together and then having to write about it for their readers. The reviews for this film will be funnier than the movie itself.