One of my first jobs was @ a Pizza Hut where the jukebox played Whitney Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You" and Tim McGraw's "Don't Take the Girl" 7 TIMES A DAY. EVERY DAY. So I'd go with those two plus Dan Ackroyd and Tom hanks performing "City of Crime".

Ah, memories. I also liked George Woodbridge and Harry North Esq. artistically. I was just trying to find the Mad article:" "A Christmas Carol" as told by Ronald Reagan." "These ghosts, using Lenin-Marxist propaganda, frightened Scrooge into squandering the wealth he earned upon those who wouldn't roll up their…

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His precious bodily fluids were being sapped and impurified by Socialist/Islamic subversion.