HOLY SHIT. Thanks so much for this.

Frighteningly accurate … and seemingly inevitable.

How no one has done a Prince Valient movie yet is beyond me!

I think you might be right, now that I think about it. Seemed like he might have landed a steady TV gig or something back then — and then he became known as the guy who got fish fucked in a pool. Maybe he's just been one of the principals who has recovered the most — as little as that might be. He certainly has been…

That's a good question. Maybe Kyle McLaughlin? Not sure he was going to be an A-lister anyway, but he seems to have carved out his own niche without the stink of this film following him.

This lawsuit shit and revisionist history is Sean Penn's greatest performance. Much better than his two-fisted scenery chewing nightmare in "Casualties of War." I just watched that the other night, and this seemed like a good a time as any to post about it. If he could have bugged his eyes right out of his head and…

Especially because she got the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Hey, that's cool. I frighten myself quite a lot.

I like that a lot! And I feel you, man. I love Hallmark for its utter predictability and cavalcade of desirable actresses who aren't quite good enough to be on regular TV or in films. That means they are just vulnerable enough for me to swoop in and romance them all in these quaint, perfect small towns. Damnit, I can…

That's a good point! Although Dan Aykroyd's performance in Caddy 2 is enough to push it past the point of unredeemable awfulness for me.

Ha ha! He's totally caught in an endless feedback loop. He can't remember his own lies and bullshit. He's so used to retconning everything, changing his mind, getting his own way with every little thing, jesus.

Oooooh, very nice! Try some Hallmark movies if you really want to get down and dirty. I speak from experience. Lots of lots of experience. *cries*

Ha ha ha…Lucas is like O.J. He's lied to himself so much that he actually believes he didn't fuck this shit up.

Caddyshack 2?

I still love this show a lot, even though it's had some dry spells here and there. I find it great comfort TV. Always amusing, and I love both Carrie and Fred. I also love the fact that they are close friends in real life. It kind of makes me squeee like a teenager.

Nice, but I thought it was a knife at the base of the skull! Either way, I deserve it.

I just made this exact comment above before seeing your comment. Sorry, wasn't trying to copy you! Seems this moment really struck a nerve with a lot of us.

Took me many watches to appreciate the brilliance of the scene where he is standing outside with Enzo. His hands don't shake on the lighter. I just thought it was a bizarre moment until it clicked for me that Michael is realizing that he is proving to be very good at deception, dirty work. I was young and didn't get…

I can't upvote this enough.

Very true. But I do love his delivery on the lines: WHAT do you want it for? What do you WANT it for? What do you want it FOR?