Sometimes the writing on this website makes feel that the world isn't heading down the tubes.

Sometimes the writing on this website makes feel that the world isn't heading down the tubes.

If this book had been written as a straight story, and not as a prose poem, it would have been Bradburian. Instead, it's kind of tedious and boring.

If this book had been written as a straight story, and not as a prose poem, it would have been Bradburian. Instead, it's kind of tedious and boring.

Is it going to have the Sisters of Mercy on the soundtrack?

Is it going to have the Sisters of Mercy on the soundtrack?

Somebody should put him in a buddy movie with Peter Dinklage. They could be bankrobbers or something.

Somebody should put him in a buddy movie with Peter Dinklage. They could be bankrobbers or something.

and 2 pounds of seeds.

and 2 pounds of seeds.

Wait, wait, wait, wait…. 10 pounds of weed? That's a lot of weed.

Wait, wait, wait, wait…. 10 pounds of weed? That's a lot of weed.

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Jimmy crack corn and all…

Jimmy crack corn and all…

That was better than the first one, which was pretty good.

That was better than the first one, which was pretty good.

No, no, he was Vicki Vale's step-brother.

No, no, he was Vicki Vale's step-brother.