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The Cage
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While I will miss Tony, let's be honest — there was NO way he was getting to the merge. And I enjoy the prospect of a third Sandra victory because I think it would be hilarious. Sandra is such good television.

Women — why don't they take off their aprons, get out of their kitchens, and write some damn books already!?

Harper has *always* been amazing, both in the ring and on the mic when given a chance. He also has a great voice. It's amazingly beautiful and totally unexpected given his wrestling "look." Harper suffered from bad booking at the end of '14 that basically continued until the summer of '15 when he had a very

I think I saw a movie with her and Josh Duhamel, which must hold the world record for the two most boring movie stars to ever star in a movie together. They had to care for a baby whose parents had died, because apparently there were no immediate family members to take care of it. I don't know the movie's name nor do

Moonstruck to me is one of the most romantic movies ever made.

Cage is excellent in Moonstruck, which I feel gets unfair hate because of Cher (who is also great in it). People don't remember.

That'll show 'em!

I'd like the Pain of Pheasant with a side of Suffering Succotash, please.

Yeah it seemed like everywhere Seinfeld popped up this happened. I also remember him getting negative press for comparing a cook book author who *allegedly* plagiarized his wife's cookbook idea (no idea how that turned out legally) to a serial killer on late night talk shows. That really made him look like a petty

So you tolerated it for two years? Good god, man. You have the patience of a saint.

Jim Ross probably was thrilled to call football. I believe he called Sooners games for years on the radio.

I never got the criticism of Jake Lloyd in that movie as A.) he was like 8 years old and B.) his performance is about number 403 on the list of everything wrong with The Phantom Menace.

I contend that the first one is genuinely a good action/horror movie. That laser-grid sequence remains tense and exciting. I just watched it on YouTube last week and it was just as awesome as the first time I saw it in 2002. The film is actually pretty well made and there was some thought and money put into the

I can almost guarantee you that the more you read about Reigns and his interactions with the fans and the business the less you'll like of him. He's not like Cena or AJ where he genuinely loves the business. It's almost like he has absolute contempt for being a professional wrestler.

WWE took Enzo and Cass, legit contenders for best tag team in 2015, and turned them into garbage so quickly I barely even noticed. Their matches with the Revival at Takeover London and Roadblock in late '15/early '16 are some of the best tag matches I've ever seen. The London match might be my favorite all time tag

"Then the next two were eliminated and I had a 0% chance of having someone I wanted to win."

Taker looked dangerously slow and out of shape. His physique wasn't great either…

Finally the Balto trilogy is available on Netflix. Also, I need to finally get around to watching Serving Sara before it leaves Netflix potentially forever. My need for early 00s era Matthew Perry comedies *must* be satisfied.

I'm convinced creative didn't book a rematch because they didn't want Roman losing on-screen again.

It was an absolute train wreck. WWE editing videos with cheers despite audible booing every time he showed up, keeping him out of Roadblock, not having him appear at a RAW show in Chicago under dubious auspices… It was an absolute train wreck and I loved every minute of it. My favorite example may have been a video a