I dislike Carolla's racial material so much that I gave up on him - both his show, and episodes of shows I like where he turns up. I don't know if the material is racist, but I damn sure don't think it's funny.

I assume you're making some sort of reference there. But it would be pretty awesome if you weren't.

*Tommy Wiseau voice*

I miss the days when an unreg would follow this by posting as "ElDan's Confused Dong" and say something either really dirty, really funny, or both.

Cape Feare gets my vote.

Nathan already mentioned it, but I don't care:
Hey you! Let's fight!

I have a hipster evil twin. You wouldn't know him.

Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

Three words which, incredibly, do not appear in this review:
Ron.
Motherfucking.
Perlman.

Since ZMF hasn't said it, I will…
Without Slayer, this fest is going to be WACK AS FUCK.

I think they did. He's still in the gym, still hitting up the single moms of the kids who work out there, still drawing their ire because of it.

"Luka"
Remember her? Lives on the second floor? You've probably seen her before.

Hurm.
I'm excited about the same-day digital part, but I can't get excited about the renumbering/reboot because I don't expect it to stick. Part of me expects them to revert to the old numbering inside of a year.

As someone who is originally from Topeka, the funniest part is that they used White Lakes Mall as the site for the Abortionplex. That location has basically become an urban hellhole.

What's your Butt Number?

Steve Perry murdered?
That's super depressing. He was one of my favorite writers in high school and college, because he wrote the ALIENS novels and the Star Wars novel SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE. They were the sort of thing that teenage boys like, and they have a really strong nostalgia value for me even now. It's really…

It's the HEE HAW reference that makes O'Neal's interjection the greatest win of all.

I read one account that Michael Wincott's career went to shit because he was the one who pulled the trigger on the prop gun that killed Brandon Lee, and he had a lot of remorse about it.

David Mamet re-writing a soap opera scene!
"It's not my baby. It's not my. Wait. It's not my fucking baby? It's not my fucking baby, that's what you're saying?

Motherfuckin' AFRODESIAC, by Jim Rugg.