"Wanna shoot y'all, but th' man in th' suit said there wasn't no massacrin' allowed."

TOY STORY 3 is a drinking movie for you?

TOY STORY 3 is a drinking movie for you?

As if you weren't going to laugh at that fart anyway.

Grad Students, I don't use the word "hero" often, but…

Wow, when you take all of the emotion out of the movie's most emotional scene, it sounds bad!

I don't hate this show. I don't watch it regularly anymore, and I like every show I watch regularly much more than it, but I think it's decent. Ridiculous characters, well-acted by long-time veterans.

WAAAALLLLLLT

Man, this one is 20 miles of bad road. There is just nothing redeeming about it at all. Even the animated sequence with Boba Fett is just boring and awful. I thought it might be nice to see Bea Arthur sing with the cantina band, but then that song goes on forever too. There is just no concept of pacing at all.

Just point at the shit and say, "Engage."

Handlen's Romulan clone is sabotaging you!

Well played, sir. You are aptly named.

They cut FIFTY MINUTES out of this misbegotten creature? No wonder it didn't make any sense.

Actually, when you do it to someone's ass, it's just called "assinating."

Just Another Snake Cult - not so much an animal reference as a Conan reference.

They made a KING OF FIGHTERS movie, with Maggie Q and Ray Park. It's on Netflix Watch Instantly, or at least it was a few months ago when I saw it.

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier…

Although I do appreciate that the Roots picked the song based on the maximum amount of "Michele Bachmann has never heard of this band and would never listen to them." That's pretty awesome.

Calling any female presidential candidate a "bitch" is not cool. Our political discourse needs to be better than that, if only because it hasn't been for 20 years (thanks, Rush Limbaugh).

Word. The IFC podcast was my favorite by a wide margin.