DO NOT WANT

Odds of someone covering the Kinks' "Father Christmas":
High.

@sarCCastro: it would have to be HBO or Showtime, I think. AMC can't do tits.

SUPERUNKNOWN
I remember thinking that album was just "okay" on the first listen. And, like everyone I knew, I eventually got sick of "Black Hole Sun" on the radio and MTV. But if you go back to that album today I think "grunge masterpiece" is the perfect phrase. It certainly has a lot more meaning for me than…

@TLC: I did know that, I just wanted to head off people who tried to duck my question by saying, "yeah, but OBAMA etc."

Question to the AV Club conservatives:
Do you take this woman seriously, and if so, why?

Repressed?
Yeah, the "repressed" girl who shot to stardom by smoking, shooting people, and trying to fuck Jean Reno.

For some reason I'm imagining a 23rd-Century Springsteen singing those lyrics right now.

WHUT!?
OKAY!

We'll live like kings! Damn-hell-ass kings!

What I'd really like to know is, are you going to get the papers?

Kick-Ass 2 Cover…
…seriously says "Taste The Awesome!" on it? Seriously?

HarbingerofDuh nails it. The public is certainly meant to think that Dent is dead, but it was pretty ambiguous as to what is actually true.

Other renamed bits include…
The Switch Which Supplies Us Clips From Don 'The Dragon" Wilson Movies

Hell with that. Godard is a pimp, whose pimpin grows even stronger by him telling the Academy to get fucked.

Fuck you guys for reminding me about that de-evolution episode. That was some scary shit.

Guys, I'm with ToddG. Tease the writers about that premise, but don't over-analyze the science, because you'll ruin a fucking awesome episode.

Let's be real: most trailers look pretty dire these days. If ever there was a time you could always judge a movie by its trailer, that time is long gone.

THIS time, it's not sweet … it's PERSONAL!

My favorites are the lines that are endlessly repeated for no reason, like "I don't want to talk about it" or "I'm really busy."