Magneto would also like you to say goodbye to your Nazi balls.

INT: The MI-5 Office
BOND: I have a lead on this QUANTUM business.

So, didja hear about the Emmys?
Suck it, Leno!

Mel Gibson loves to get his ass out during movies … but you will blow him first.

Oh, Sky Cake. Why are you so delicious?

They have a stringent plagarism policy, because too many suckas fake the funk.

What do want him to do, ask the hookers to PROVIDE the coke that he's going to snort off of their tits? How gauche!

I love this coverage…
…but I hate Amstel. Seriously, Budweiser is like fine wine compared to that shit.

Skate.
Skate. Skate.

Get on with it motherf—

Fiendish Dr. Routtnik, you done fucked up now!

Some memes are just perfect for expressing your feelings.
DO NOT WANT

I admit it: the "c-c-combo breaker" comment always makes me laugh. Unlike Rob Schneider.

"There ain't no party like an S Club party, cuz an S Club party don't stop!"

Somehow I knew that "Barbie Girl" was in league with Cthulu. This just proves it.

Actually I'd take Shymalan over Ratner, just because he has his own style. I mean THE HAPPENING was crap, but it was distinctive-looking crap. X3 basically aspires to look as much like the first two movies as possible.

Wesley Snipes and David Goyer on BLADE II. Sample exchange:

I don't care what the story is, as long as Michael Jai White plays Luke Cage.

Koontz and Dick are a lot alike, in that Koontz is a dick.

HOTEL RWANDA, for one. I actually thought TRAITOR was good, although no one saw it. But really, you could give the motherfucker a lifetime pass for his debut in DEVIL IN A BLUE DRESS.