The movie's already opened abroad, so I can tell you:
Stay through the credits again. It's worth it.

Nerdy correction
The article implies that Bogart and Bacall were married prior to shooting THE BIG SLEEP. Actually they weren't; that film sat on the shelf for so long, they weren't together when they made it, but by the time they did the re-shoots (all that sexy horse talk) she was Mrs. Bogart.

So now, when you go onto the Internet in order to hate THE OFFICE, it can hate you back!

Well, we *did* fuck with the wrong Mexican, so we sort of deserved it.

Here's the worst thing about KICKBOXER
Tong Po is supposedly a Thai hero. He also likes to kick back by kidnapping and raping the loved ones of the guys he's about to fight. He's played by a French/Moroccan guy in terrible eye makeup.

Straight outta Compton
Comes a brotha who will smother ya mother
And make ya sista think I love her

SAY CHOWDAH! SAY IT!

GODDAMN NORM MACDONALD YOU JUST OWNED THAT MELROSE PLACE CHICA. ACCORDING TO JIM, SHE NEEDS TO FIND A NEW JOB

"I kept smearing these tattoos. I had to say, 'Oh shit, I'm sorry. That stuff smears.'"
God bless you, Danny Trejo.

You called down the thunder and now you got it … in high-def!

@Right Wingnut: The Clone Wars cartoon wasn't that great in season 1. You must have missed the bad episodes, because they were AWFUL. And the movie - which was just a bunch of episodes of the cartoon cut together - was mostly bad. So I gave up on that whole thing without trying season 2.

GET ON WITH IT MOTHERF—

To be fair, Ebert tweeted that James Cameron was heartily rooting for his ex-wife to win Best Director.

No one who speaks German could ever be a bad man.

Clearly it's Latveria that has the illegitimate government.

MACHETE
Look, if Danny Trejo takes a machete to Steven Seagal, then we'll all be happy. You know it's true.

Commentary Outtakes Thread:
"My God, Sarah, who did your makeup in this scene? I wanted to slap a feed bag on you."

Fuck you guys.

Are you sure, I thought
That last name sounded like "Win"
If so, then you lose.

Ohio band names
Judging from the last Worst Band Names list, His Girl Friday Is The Day I Usually Sexually Assault Someone is much more likely to make it.