If the captain can't see those tits … well, he's as blind as a Tiberian bat. Sir.

THE COLOR OF MONEY would have been awesome. Forest Whitaker can actually take money from audience members.

Agreed. This is one of my favorite films.

I can see the Onion headline now:
Area Savior Just Wants John Lennon to Remember His Name

@Pig In Zen: You've never seen them together, have you?! We're through the looking glass here, people.

No, it wasn't.

The hot & bothered Dr. Crusher WAS worth a letter grade. Zach gave it a D-, when in fact it's the worst episode of any Trek since the original.

Drunk at work? Time to re-evaluate.

I thought it was a prequel to CUBE.

Hey, Baby.
You must be a fucking magnet, because I'm feeling an instant attraction…

Marry Sarah Jane Smith. She's loyal and plucky.
Fuck the second Romana. There's a reason Tom Baker did the same in real life.
Kill Tegan. That Australian accent is so terrible and annoying, no jury would convict you.

Shorter Hater article
We knew Nike had no shame, but now they want to force other people to have it? Fuck that shit.

Does the Poprah wear a funny hat?

Pretty sure he's gay.

Whatever, we all know you're really in an emo band called Emotional Distress.

@teadoust: I like THE NEGOTIATOR. It makes about as much sense as LAW ABIDING CITIZEN, but it has real actors in it, which is nice.

You were right … tell your pants … you were right.

MAGNUM P.I. for the win. I hear what you other folks are saying, but I think you're wrong.

You talk to me about an ambush?! I ambushed you with a cuppa coffee!

Yeah, that whole "Scottish alien ghost" episode was pretty embarrassing. I sus;pect McFadden was happy just to have a Crusher-centric episode.