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    @ Donkey: the hell you say. To pick just one example, AVATAR doesn't have anything as subversive as the right-wing newspaper bit in WATCHMEN.

    I liked AVATAR. There are lines and moments which fall so completely flat that you'll groan in frustration. But, the visuals tend to sweep you away from something that doesn't work, and toward something that does.

    Wait, a person can be Hitler? I demand that an investigation be done about the existence of these secret Hitlers, or sHitlers.

    Campus police in Lawrence: Law and Order KU
    Bono's bodyguards: Law and Order U2
    People investigating witness tampering: Law and Order STFU

    So true, you said it twice

    Glad to hear it's decent.
    I've been a fan of the Hughes Bros. ever since MENACE II SOCIETY (not a failed firstie, or secondie for that matter). When I heard this movie was coming out in January I feared for the worst.

    Other terrible titles
    Speaker of the Dick Clark House
    Dick Clark Minority Leader
    Head of Dick Clark

    I'll give Kimmel this:
    He ain't Leno.

    ::is chased by a nihilist wielding a giant pair of scissors::

    -Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
    -Far from it.

    Yes, the live action TMNT was an indie, because New Line Studios was basically nothing at the time, so much so that they had to partner with Hong Kong studios to get stuntmen and money.

    My question is…
    …in LATE SHIFT 2, who plays the Roots?

    Bunk
    I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.

    Word.

    Well, the spelling changed from the first time I saw the article, so I think one of two things happened:

    Strangest thing…

    These jokes simply aren't going to cut it.

    Durr, me reed gud. Stabbed himself nine times, I see. Still, that's dedication (and bad aim).

    Jesus Christ
    Artie Lange is seriously fucked up. Stabbing yourself 13 times, that doesn't sound like he was very wishy-washy about ending it all.