Y'know what else you could do, Noel? Take your kid out of the G&T program. I'm 100% not joking here. Nothing fucked me up more as a kid than being in the Gifted class.

SHOW'S OVER, SHAKESPEARE!

Nothing has helped my Mace-selling business more than the Internet.

I'm not exactly sure what they should have cut, but I agree that Spidey 3 suffered from the Curse of Too Much. I loved the action sequences, but I just didn't understand what they were going for otherwise.

To paraphrase your analysis of SUPERMAN IV, know know what brings in the kids: fuckin' SPIDERMAN! What the hell is up with needing a villain kids will like?

That's a hard point to argue with, Miauairu.

After watching season 1 of THE WIRE, my mind is still blown that Stringer Bell is British in real life.

Hate to tell you this, Zodiac, but Jackie Chan got old. He even uses stunt doubles now.

There are MYOF "operatives" now?
I'm just trying to imagine your secret code-phrases.

You're responsible for doing the drugs, so you're responsible for what you do while on them.

"Tiger Woods' shaft is coming right at me!"

Damn, you sure zinged the hell out of Colin Quinn. That'll teach him to be semi-popular 15 years ago.

Bruce Lee started it all. Even gave Chuck Norris his first acting gig.

Aw, Christ.
The book is actually called UnSweetined? Come on, that makes James Cameron's naming the planet Pandora look genius by comparison.

Nice one, Hamburglar.

A sequel? How does that work?

"CGI Creature versus another, slightly more scary-looking, CGI Creature"

I think TAKEN was well-crafted, but it's clearly a joyless experience. To me the whole point of the picture was that Liam Neeson's character would be the villain in almost any other type of action movie.

I actually felt the same way…
… about the first TRANSFORMERS movie (not a firstie attempt).

They should have started naming their kids after neighborhoods in NYC, just so I could hope for the possibility of Cypress Hill Duggars.