There it is: the first time I've ever laughed at a Lobsters comment. It's a Festivus miracle!

I would have liked to see a black or female Doctor next. Tennant is so well-loved, might as well do something unorthodox when you replace him.

The Marine doesn't allow infinitives to be split so badly in his jurisdiction, son! Get ready for some pain!

WILLOW was the best movie ever for twelve-year-old me, and I still like it well enough now to own it and pop it in the VCR from time to time.

In addition to all the other ways it's terrible, smoking fucks up your skin something fierce. Just watch an older SJP movie, say, STRIKING DISTANCE, and you'll see what I mean.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

Thornton's performance in A SIMPLE PLAN is so crushing. They could teach that in an acting class.

Don Cheadle owns Terrence Howard. Not complaining about Howard's performance in the first movie, he was fine, but if you had said Cheadle was playing Rhodes before the first movie I would have been 10x more excited.

Bad art films say, "Sex is easy! Lighten up! Let's fuck!"
Good art films say, "Sex is a thing. Sometimes it's easy, sometimes it's not. Deal with it."

Oh, for Christ's sake.

MelissaW: As you'll read a little further down the board, I saw a large part of this picture. I do not believe at any point they used a real chimp, but some of its shots are so amateurish that I could be wrong.

I mean, Sigourney Weaver is in it.
And if there's one thing that Sigourney Weaver says to female filmgoers, it's "get away from her, you bitch!"

"GOES APESHIT"

I saw this once at the gym.
The sound was off and there were no subtitles. I guess you could say it was unspeakable in more ways than one.

From the title…
…I would have expected this to be the Asylum version of THE ROAD.

Find him in the Alps.

Well, of course she's going to attract some weirdos. Her work is strongly vaginal, which makes most men uncomfortable.

"Ambivalent relationship with improv"
Baby, I'm just not sure if we want the same things. Now fill in the blank: it's not you, it's _____.

Sounds like you've traded pot for caffeine, my friend.

I was just about to suggest a MYOF for Congo, when I had a truly horrifying thing pointed out to me: That movie actually made a fuck-ton of money.