Mayor McCheese decides to stay in town and get rich off of kickbacks and slush funds.

You cut me to the quick, Jorge.

In the sequel…
Mac follows the Hamburglar into a life of crime and meth addiction.

I hate the verb "commentate." You know what commentators do? They COMMENT on things. That's all. Jesus.

Tebow had "John 16:33" written on his eyeblack during the Alabama game. I joked that the verse must be "For He so loved the world, He threw the ball to the other team."

I tried watching one of the Fred videos in Videocracy one time
Won't be making that mistake again.

"Hey, baby, I tried this thing once, and got in a little trouble, but it's cool now. So why don't you be the #2 girl I try it with?"

Robin does, and Lily did in college at least (when Ted's sister visited, "Remember cloves?")

Don't go to the brothels on Planet Oedipus. Trust me.

Mr. Equals-Signs is dead on. Oher's adopted family "just happened" to be be boosters of a school that desperately wanted him to play for them.

"I got your sexy werewolf right HAIR!"

"Heavage"? HEAVAGE?????
Kiss my ass, Wall Street Journal.

And once Streisand had accomplished the EGOT, she had nothing left except the triangle of Xenthar.

"Ho, ho, ho! Yeah, it's a pretty popular corner, three oughta do it."

I guess I'm the only FIREFLY fan who likes SERENITY? Fillion carries it, Chiwetel Ejiofor is awesome, the rest of the cast is as good as they were before (although some are underused, they're still good), the effects are bigger … what's not to like?

I fucking hate this "Steven Seagal is awesome" internet meme. It's even worse than Chuck Norris, since at least Norris stayed in shape.

Well, that's what I meant by "usually." I had the same rumors but thought they were exceptions. Myabe not.

Studios like Greengrass too. The way he shoots means the films usually come in on time and under budget. Plus actors like him, so they don't have to put up with complaints from the actors, which is nice.

Beat me to it, you son of a bitch.

Dane Cook's next movie will be in 3-D-bag.