That shit was NOT COOL. NOT COOL, AV Club!

Dr Dre: Yeah, and you don't stop …

-Wow, David Prowse! I just want to say that I am the biggest fucking STAR WARS fan ever. This is really special for me.

Billy Ocean, "Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car"

The first shot, sounded like a firecracker. I looked over at him, I could see he was hit. I don't know why I didn't react. I should've reacted. I shoulda been runnin' flat out. I just couldn't believe it.

By the way, no day-after-Thanksgiving Hatecast? My Friday is as black as Amelie's shriveled, hateful heart.

@Lincoln's Revenge - the hell you say. That was the only good sequence in that movie.

You guys are fucking with the wrong Mexican. Every single one of you.

No movie is better for the "Skeptical cop tries to convince his bosses" than the Mark Wahlberg vehicle SHOOTER. If NINJA ASSASSIN matches that, I'll be impressed.

Just imagine that Luke Cage actor's problems!

We would be honored if you would join our conference call.

@Beast Rabin: There's an app for that.

Look sir, Droids.

The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go!

Really, THE TOMMYKNOCKERS was pretty similar, except the forcefield in that case was not explicit, and it doesn't sound like the people in UNDER THE DOME are physically transformed.

Eye-plucking
Plucking an eye out = SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER reference?

Lifetime? Really?
Wasn't that the network on which a daughter asked her mother if she could sleep with danger? I'm sure Barney will go over really well with their target demographic.

Karatloz: You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all of your strength…

"Gimmick" commentor? I don't think you quite understand, sir. Those of us who like ZMF are pretty sure he actually is like that.

Sorry, Mike I don't buy it.
"For most people, the shot's stunning aspects will go unnoticed. And for the rest of us—at least for me, at any rate—they're a distraction."