Tony Jaa: WHERE IS MY ELEPHANT?!
Koski: Upstairs, dude! Stop fighting us.

I love the way he tries to keep the con going after she catches him. "No, I'm doing fine!"

Nice day for the race
The human race.

Please let there be no more discussion of the ass-blasting of Steven Seagal.

iPhone / iPod touch users, search the iTunes Store for "darkness soundboard." Don't worry, motherfuckers, it's free (or it was when I downloaded it).

The first rule of Charlie's Angels club is that everybody else in the club is a bitch who deserves less screen time than you.

Is it really so hard to believe that her husband would want to make lots of babies with her?

It's time for the Alternate Title Thread!
Precious; Based on the Novel The Tommyknockers by Stephen King

I think that if you fuck Roland Emmerich three times, and then fuck Michael Bay for good measure three times, at least one of them would come to enjoy it.

Stop this shit, for Christ's sake.
No, seriously, Jesus is going to un-Holy Spirit himself if you don't quit embarrassing him. And nobody wants that.

Whooo! Whoooo!
Sound of da police.

-I wish we'd go to Candy Apple Island.
-What've they got there?
-Apes. But they won't eat your face off.

Agreed. I have not seen IN THE COMPANY OF MEN on DVD, so right up until just now when I read your comment, I thought LaBute had found a deaf actress.

People tend they're cute and cuddly. In reality, they've been known to eat human babies in the wild.

Pinchot: TOM CRUZ H8S GAZ
Rabin: STP STLKN ME MTHRFKR

Well, for that matter…
…how do we know that he was ever in da club?!

FedEx Pope
Coked-Up Werewolf
The Frankenstein who wastes two minutes of everyone's time

Don't forget Transformers 2.

They'll probably get rid of the "shit"
If only it was so easy for his father.

Here's why SERENITY is awesome: Chiwetel Ejiofor, mothrefuckers. Your inability to pronounce his name only increases his ownage of you.