Or unless his interest has peaked in his pants.

I want to Rock and Roll all night
And part of every day.

Nobody carpet-bombs a forum like mbs. Nobody. This felt-pelt fella ain't even close.

It's true. Josh Modell has no dick.

Pretty sure THE YAKUZA was written by Paul Schrader (TAXI DRIVER). Or, at least, that's what Scorsese says on the TAXI DRIVER featurette.

Indeed. The film being ZOMBIELAND, there are all sorts of jokes one could make here, but I find this story way too sad to make any of them.

Chico, you did notice Emma Stone in the movie, right?

Watch out, Nickelodeon
She's coming after iCarly next.

"Well-meaning but unresponsive rod"
That's what she said.

Mr. Magic
I didn't even realize this, but Mr. Magic is on the POOTIE TANG soundtrack. He appears on a song with Master P, so I thought he was just another No Limit soldier. The song is Dirty Dee's music ("Low down and dirty, boy you know what I'm bout / Low down and dirty, keep my name out your mouth…").

First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado.

Let the sequel names thread begin!
Showgirls 2: Boogaloo in My Pants

You should take some Flintstone vitamins first, so you can ironically pee yourself instead.

Just watching this trailer managed to ruin both SWINGERS and VERONICA MARS for me. That's no mean feat.

O'Neal, if you ruin the Internet the way that Leno is ruining prime-time right now, I will hunt you down.

Reading YouTube comments is like pouring gasoline into an open wound, if the wound happened to be in your brain.

White guys in blackface act like THIS, black guys in blackface act like they want to kill themselves.

As anyone who saw the movie RABBIT-PROOF FENCE will recall, aboriginal Australians were still being taken from their families well into the 1970s. For all we know it might have been happening while this "classic" sketch aired.

Have you read "B.C." lately? THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST was a pretty good adaptation.

I dunno. I thought the pun was so bad, it came back around to being good.