The Roots
"Water," off the PHRENOLOGY disc.

I mean it's not like the petition said, "We are all outraged by the existence of laws forbidding us from fucking young children!"

Surprise me, Trebek.

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Shit, ?uestlove playing the drums for 15 minutes > any rap music from Atlanta

If it led you to this FAIL, of what use was the rule?

I haven't gone to their website because I don't give a shit, but every city listed in the trailer is a major college town.

Yes, it's an ENORMOUS step down. Starring in $200M blockbusters and then going to a daytime soap? Nobody has ever done something like that before.

Call it, friendo.

How is it not rated?
It's not a documentary, and it's airing in the US, right? Doesn't the MPAA demand a rating?

Which is itself pretty funny, coming from somebody calling him/herself "Oh the Possibilities."

Seen 1.2 of them
I saw the first 20 minutes or so of HALF PAST DEAD on cable late one night during a fit of insomnia. When I saw that it was edited for TV, I realized there was no reason to continue watching.

Well, it's difficult to be without sin when you have Isla Fisher to jerk to.

Nice interview
I liked how Scott understood that passing is a big part of LeBron's game. I've talked to a lot of people - even some who are paid to know a lot about sports - who think that LeBron is a real me-first type simply because he leads the team in scoring. They don't understand that LeBron sees the court…

It's time to protect your nuts, Frito.

Word up, Phel. I don't know about any other children of divorce out there, but one of the first things I learned is that both parents were a lot more screwed up than I ever knew at the time.

Shit Fucker 2: Enema Boogaloo

So when they sang "Doin' It All For My Baby" they were referring to Mary, I guess? Or maybe Mary Magdalene?

She didn't anoint before birth because she wasn't down with the ol' JC back then. That's why there's no father in the picture.

When I Lived in DC…
…the story I heard was that John Ashcroft liked to anoint himself before special functions. He didn't have this stuff, though, so he used Crisco.